I’m in the mood for some terrible pickup lines. Send me your best!
Damn, are you an appendix? Because I don’t know how you work, but this feeling inside my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Avengers pickup lines
Are you from the 1940s? Because I would love to have a future with you
I'll make sure you're THOR in the morning.
I always hit the bullseye ifyouknowwhatimean
They don't call me incredible for nothing hehe
You could tie me to a chair anytime.
You will be overly fond of what follows
Hi. I'm Tony Stark.
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
I have my bedroom window open and I just sneezed and someone in another apartment yelled “bless you!” out their window.
I just asked Chris if he wanted to go to the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex. Apparently he does not. Sad day.